A conversation with The Taxman

I am ringing you in relation to your debt to our  Bank

You have grandchildren is that correct


Do you give them any money


How much

I give each one of the 4  5 euro a week
The bank says  you’re not allowed to give any money to your grandchildren

This money belong to the bank

Does your son and daughter visit you
Yes every Sunday

Do you give them dinner

I do 

In future you’re not allowed to give them dinner


That money belongs to the bank

And I calculate you are savings 70 Euro per week. 

I am increasing your repayments by 70 Euro per week

Thank you and good night