In the beginning there was Christmas
Then there was Easter
And then there was Punchestown
The festival of festivals
The town closed
The priest from the altar
“Today is Walking Sunday
This is the fifth Sunday after Easter
This is the first Sunday before Punchestown
Walking Sunday
Women with prams
Children and picnics
Walking to Punchestown.
The day for inspecting the racecourse
The two-mile race for boys
The six-mile race for men
Jack Hartigan in charge
I would run in the two mile race
Ending up down the field
Out of breath and with a stitch
Monday in school
How would this day pass
The tips rolling in
For Dandy’s Joy
Ten per cent
Little Trix
Jockeys
Pat Taaffe
Martin Maloney
Bobby Beasley
Trainers
Joe Osborne
Paddy Sleator
Tom Dreaper
My savings in place
From collecting empty Jam Jars
Running errands
Swiping the odd empty porter bottle
Monday night the crowds
Came from all over the country
Our house a bed and breakfast
Our bedrooms vacant
We slept on the landing
Tuesday morning
The wakening of the town
My mother at mass
My sister Jo
Gave the Travellers their breakfast
They were in the kitchen
When my mother got in
With one swipe of her hand
Language they understood
The strangers were banished
I walked up town
Mingled with the visitors
The Gardi drilling in the Courthouse
Taking instructions on the traffic
At last time to go
The double-decker bus to the course
Children writing car numbers into school jotters
On the course
The heather blazing yellow
Larks filling the air with singing
First sounds of Punchestown
Dublin women selling race cards
Shouting
Racing card
Card a shilling
Racing card
Card a shilling
Racing card
Racing card
Their voices silencing the larks
A banjo player belting his harmony
A fiddler five paces down playing a jig
An old man cross legged playing the pipes
A man outside crunched on his hunkers with a sign
Please help the cripple
Once the first race was announced
He ran off to have a bet on a horse
The miracle of healing
African Prince Monolula
Decked in his ritual African dress
A long peacock feather
Out of his turban
A diamond in the centre
His silks white as snow
Buttoned with jewels
His shoes matching his silks
Curling like a teapot
Standing head and shoulders above everybody
Selling inside information to the punters
Giving everyone a different tip
The Prince quivering from punter to punter shouting
I has a horse
I has a horse
People flowed onto the course
Meeting friends
The Huntsmen and the army on horseback
Clearing the course before each race
The race
The oohs
The awes
From the stand
Following every yard of the race
This was a Festival of Festivals
Down to the big double
Sounds of horses coming
Jockeys roaring
The jump onto and off the bank
A grey horse
Running adrift
Falling into the trench
The beginning of the end for him
I patted his head
He nibbles my corduroy
We became friends
And then the dying
The sound of the gun
And it was over
My friend was gone
Sadness gripped me
Back to the far side of the course
A frenzy of activity
Bookies with their assistants
The tic tack men
With white gloves
Standing on stools
Interchanging prices
The marquee
Sounds from Kildare to Manchester
Intermingling with satisfaction of delight.
The hangers on scrounging a pint
Asking for a few bob to be repaid on Friday
A fiddler playing a hornpipe
Three lads singing Danny Boy
The inevitable row
The fight
Moving to the rear of the tent
Once outside
The row forgotten
The shake hands
Arms around each other
And back inside
A man with a monkey on his back Roaring
Everyone’s a winner
Get the monkey off me back
I’m drowning with this monkey
I’m drowning with this monkey
Another five pound winner
Georgie!
Another five pound winner
Handing a young lad six pence
A man on the Black Jack shouting
As low as you like and as high as ten bob
Any ace or space you like
on
You’re winning too much
Make way for your elders
Here comes Hung one
His brother was Hung too
A Roulette operator reciting his mantra
God made the bees
the Bees made the honey
the farmer did the dirty work
And the budget made the money
A strong man cracking his whip
Stand back
Stand back
Catch me
Holding a long steel chain
He roared
I’m from the depths of Africa
Inside me are the Jewels of Africa
The authorities are still looking for them
I will swallow this massive chain
Then bit by bit the chain disappeared
The onlookers gasped in awe
Then the chain came up again
Thunderous applause
The collection
We gave our pennies
Then the bed of nails
A rasp on a tin lid gathered the crowd
The nails spoke volumes
The big man laid on the nails
Then asked a heavy man to stand on him
We waited for the blood to gush
But he catered for two large men
To our disappointment
There was no blood
Then he got a round of applause
And collected with his cap
The roar
Wairy Mary from Tipperary
Georgie
Georgie
Georgie
Give me five pounds in small change
Immediately
Immediately Georgie
Another winner Georgie
Another winner
Another ten pound winner
I’m being destroyed Georgie
I’m being destroyed
He handed the winner a shilling
The three card trick men
Setting their fold-up card table
In the middle of the crowd
One man watching for the guards
The lad in the middle shouting
Find the lady
Find the lady
For ten bob
Find the lady
We will take all bets
His man
Finding it every time
Coaxing the onlookers to bet
The money down
The lady went missing
So too the lads
As the crowd swallowed them up
I followed a man wearing a trench coat
He discarded his hunt stand badge
I cleaned it on my corduroy trousers
Marched into Hunt stand
A world apart
Accents of Eton or Oxford
The bowler hat
Walking stick and fur coat
I backed Dandy’s Joy
He fell at the last
I lost all but my bus fare home
Back outside I listened to my friend roaring
Georgie
Georgie
Georgie
gIve me five pounds in small change immediately
Immediately
Georgie
Immediately
I have a unique offer to make
A unique offer
Your money back or a free draw
Your money back or a free draw
I’m giving them away Georgie
I’m giving them away
It was an offer I could not refuse
Down to my bus fare
I could not lose
I bought a ticket
A dud
Then I asked for my money back
At first he ignored me
I called him again
He ignored me
I called the third time
What son
You want your money back
You want your money back
Georgie, Georgie
This young lad wants his money back
No away son
I persisted
Telling him it was my bus fare money
I reminded him of his pitch
Georgie
Their betting their bus fares here
Georgie
Five pounds in small change
Their betting their bus fares
Please sir
Can I have my bus fare back
He have an embezzler here
In embezzler
Get the guards
Get the guards
They’re cleaning me out
They’re cleaning me out
Please sir my bus fare
I will have to walk home
Go on son and walk
That’s what your feet are for
Please sir
Clear off son
You’re driving me mad
Driving me mad
Georgie
Georgie
Georgie
This young lad is driving me insane
Insane Georgie
Finally I had to leave and walk home
Although broke,
With tears
My foot a slow march
I was happy and sad
The end of Punchestown for another year
These sights and sounds
Entered my eyes and ears
They would lodge in my mind
Remain to ward off trouble ahead
Moments to be recalled
When I would be in difficulty
And always the hurt would dampen
